Tag Archives: wacky family fun
Off to Ultrasound #2 in Moments…
CHILL PILL PLEASE!
But only if I can stop eating long enough to drive there. Seriously. I do not understand how something the size of a kidney bean can make me soo hungry.
Mmmm… beans….
I, of course, am worried about a million things, some justified, like, no heartbeat, some, not so justified, like the Dr. sticking the wand inside me and exclaiming, “No! Look! We were wrong! There are 16 of them! It’s like a uterus full of seahorses!”
Why is it when you are at the point in your life when you could use a glass or three of wine to calm the nerves, that it’s expressly forbidden. Well, and the smell makes me wanna gag. Still! A chill pill! I would love a chill pill! I NEED a chill pill! I still have some vicoden from my dental surgery in the medicine chest (next to the prenatel pills) taunting me, and now I look at them and think “Why The Hell Did I NOT enjoy those When I Could Have?”
Filed under Knocked Up
PickyBritches on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayWe hide our BDSM lifestyle by doing things like using the miniblind handle as a whipper! You know, they just sort of pop right off the hook, don't make much noise, and sting like a mother fucker! Perfect! :D 
neeroc on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayV (5) was with me when that IG pic came across my timeline. I told her they were earrings *g* 
QueerieBradshaw on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayI wanted to post something about anal being outside of the box, but I couldn't come up with something funny enough. My life is thinking outside of the box. Including buying paddles with you at the place we aren't mentioning due to you not wanting to be sued. 
Mona Darling on A Rockin Parenting Fail.I got a new system. I'll post about how he out smarted me on that one soon. :-/