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Paying for Panty Hamsters

As an aside, can you help me caption this, the most awesome lolcats picture of all time?

As an aside, can you help me caption this, the most awesome lolcats picture of all time?

All this talk from a seemingly shocked media about omfg! Woman have sexual desires!? Whaaaa? Have you heard about this fifty shades of bad grammar?! makes me wonder why this discovery that women read naughty books is so shocking. I remember learning to masturbate to my mother’s Fabio encrusted bodice rippers in the 80′s. Some of them were MUCH naughtier then anything I read about itchy palms in Fifty Shades of Let’s Just Get ON With it Shall We.

The porn industry is a bazilion dollar a year industry. If you include sex toys and professional merryment makers, you are looking at the GNP of a small country. And I have some shocking news for you. Your husband has done his part to support that industry. Yes. It’s true. Your darling husband has paid, at some point, to be titillated. Digitally, aurally or perhaps, with real tits.

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