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I have a dirty little secret. I have a ton of sex toys.
Um. No, that’s not my Dirty Little Secret. Everyone knows that.
I have so many sex toys that when my husband and I moved, we had to have a serious sit down and discuss which ones to keep, and which ones to toss. We ended up with a large bag of dildos and vibrators and a very diffucult question to answer.
HOW do you dispose of a giant bag full of dildos? It’s not something you just want to toss in your own trash can because you KNOW that would be the morning some neighbor would be walking their dog and need to toss something in the trash and open your trash can and be all like, Wow. That’s a giant bag of dildos and things at the dog park would never be the same again.
So we tossed them in the neighbors trash can.
When I first moved to The Big City from Small Town USA and found that I could indeed walk into a sex shop and buy love, the person who probably most shared my newfound glee, was my sister. She would visit, we would grab lunch, see a movie and then go shopping for a new toy. My mom would hear of these trips and giggle and change the subject without really changing the subject by talking about that one time that that her mom, our grandmother, found herself at a naughty lady party and took off her glasses so she couldn’t see anything.
Narrowly saving her soul, I’m certain.
Finally the day came when my mom and my sister would join me for lunch and a movie and shopping. With full bellies, we rolled into my favorite store and went our separate ways to look for our next, one true love. Twenty minutes later, we are meet up at checkout and as my sister and I tuck away our plain brown wrappers, we ask mom where her’s was.
The small town I grew up in had everything. A couple of stop lights, a big chain grocery store, a bunch of bars, even more churches, a couple of head shops and a continuation high school that I didn’t actually go to, but dated everyone who did. What it didn’t have was a sex shop. At least, none that I knew about. I’m sure there was someplace, probably in the back of one of the Quickie Marts that, if you knew the right people, you could get… something, but it certainly wasn’t well known. And trust me. If anyone was going to know about this stuff, it was me.
When I moved to the big city to finish my bachelors, among farewells from my friends like “Lawd girl, that city’s gonna eat you alive,” the first thing I did upon arriving was take my pell grant to the local sex shop and buy a rabbit vibrator. Yes. Your tax dollars help fund my orgasms for that school year. They were mighty. They were often. One time they were in the bathroom when my house was full of freinds getting ready to go out to the clubs for the night.
In case you haven’t all ready, read the first part of Madison Young’s interview here.
Demystifying the Sex Worker Mommy
Madison Young, Sex Worker:
What is your favorite sex toy? Well that depends on who I’m playing with and the situation. I love my hitatchi magic wand but since the baby I’ve actually really enjoyed my vibratex acuvibe which is a similar vibrator but battery powered and waterproof so it can be used while I’m taking a nice hot relaxing bath. I have a lot less private time to play with sex toys these days so the acuvibe really fits into my busy schedule as a working mom. I also love my enjoy pure wand and the njoy butt plugs. They are made of stainless steel and have the perfect curves to reach your g-spot. Vixskin has some excellent dildos that are a very life like texture perfect for penetration and faux jobs. I love canes and whips but its a rarity these days that we have time or space to play with these impliments. However hands are a “handy” and versatile bdsm implement that fits into our new lives of balancing a sex life and parenthood.
The name makes me think of leprechauns. My wee little helpers in the bedroom, making shoes and granting wishes. Not mom’s most popular wishes of “I wish I had the bed to myself once in a while so I could make daddy do nasty things to me” or the second most popular wish of “I wish I had more time to myself to do nasty things to myself” but it does grant some other wishes.
*cough* *Cough* Momgina *cough*
The We Vibe is a ground breaking sex toy. It’s like nothing you’ve ever used before. To quote my husband “Wait. What? Are we using this right?”
It clips on like a giant clip – but with very little pressure. There is a vibrator against your clit- as well as one against your g-spot.
I know! How freaking cool is that?
It arrived in the mail about 45 minutes before we were supposed to leave the house for date night. You are supposed to charge the rechargable battery for 24 hours before your first use. We went with 40 minutes and we were fine.