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If it’s mine, why can’t I rent it?
If it's mine, why can't I rent it?
My body is a temple. It’s not the quiet, reverent kind of temple, more the loud gospel singing (with perhaps a side of cult) temple. I eat well, in both senses of the word. I eat organic, whole grain, real food. Sometimes even out of my own garden. Occasionally I treat it to a massive bowl of hot buttered popcorn and a Manhattan. Sometimes a little red wine. I do actually eat an apple a day and really do think it keeps the Dr away. (Although, mostly because I hate going to the Dr.) I try to exercise. Occasionally. Wii Mario Cart racing is exercise right!? I take my vitamins (and now my wheat grass and royal jelly) and I try to occasionally get a massage or pedicure or a haircut. So yes, I take care of it.
A post on Scary Mommy last week made me start thinking. If those people disrespect their body to the point to resembling the characters in Wall-E, why can’t I do with my body what I want?
PickyBritches on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayWe hide our BDSM lifestyle by doing things like using the miniblind handle as a whipper! You know, they just sort of pop right off the hook, don't make much noise, and sting like a mother fucker! Perfect! :D 
neeroc on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayV (5) was with me when that IG pic came across my timeline. I told her they were earrings *g* 
QueerieBradshaw on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayI wanted to post something about anal being outside of the box, but I couldn't come up with something funny enough. My life is thinking outside of the box. Including buying paddles with you at the place we aren't mentioning due to you not wanting to be sued. 
Mona Darling on A Rockin Parenting Fail.I got a new system. I'll post about how he out smarted me on that one soon. :-/