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I was going to skip this week because I was busy chasing Monkey through Disneyland and how weird could this weeks news be? Well? Weird. And just because I’m busy having the time of my life does not mean you should miss out on some dude decided to go for a ride on his unicycle. Naked.
I know there is a unicorn joke in there somewhere, but I’m too tired to find it.
First off, I was very glad to learn that it is NOT illegal to masturbate in a bathroom stall at work. Which is especially good news for some of my clients because I do occasionally make them do just that. (And continue reading down that link for some Savage Love input on 50 Shades of Grey.)
For those who really enjoy masturbating in public, this years Masturbate-a-Thon will be May 27th, in San Francisco. Of course. I’m simply dying to know who will be performing on that stage this year.