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Humpday News: Sometimes we like it from behind.
No seriously. Are you mom enough?
I was going to skip this week because I was busy chasing Monkey through Disneyland and how weird could this weeks news be? Well? Weird. And just because I’m busy having the time of my life does not mean you should miss out on some dude decided to go for a ride on his unicycle. Naked.
I know there is a unicorn joke in there somewhere, but I’m too tired to find it.
First off, I was very glad to learn that it is NOT illegal to masturbate in a bathroom stall at work. Which is especially good news for some of my clients because I do occasionally make them do just that. (And continue reading down that link for some Savage Love input on 50 Shades of Grey.)
For those who really enjoy masturbating in public, this years Masturbate-a-Thon will be May 27th, in San Francisco. Of course. I’m simply dying to know who will be performing on that stage this year.
Filed under Random Fluffy Bits
PickyBritches on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayWe hide our BDSM lifestyle by doing things like using the miniblind handle as a whipper! You know, they just sort of pop right off the hook, don't make much noise, and sting like a mother fucker! Perfect! :D 
neeroc on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayV (5) was with me when that IG pic came across my timeline. I told her they were earrings *g* 
QueerieBradshaw on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayI wanted to post something about anal being outside of the box, but I couldn't come up with something funny enough. My life is thinking outside of the box. Including buying paddles with you at the place we aren't mentioning due to you not wanting to be sued. 
Mona Darling on A Rockin Parenting Fail.I got a new system. I'll post about how he out smarted me on that one soon. :-/