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Tired of Being a Sad Monkey
Sad Monkey
Since the miscarriage I feel like everything had just continued to
Go.
Down.
Hill.
And I’m sick and tired of being a Sad Monkey!
There are plenty of pluses going on. I’m married to my best friend (thank god, because I never really see any of my other friends any more since I had the Monkey and moved an hour away, or, without a baby sitter, a lifestyle away, from The Big City.)
Crap.
DO YOU SEE HOW I DID THAT? I take a positive and immediately discount it and concentrate on the negative.
What do you do when you are in a funk? How do you pull yourself out? Help me make a plan here folks.
We are getting ready to (possibly) FET next month and I should be excited about it, but I’m not. I’m worried and stressed. I don’t see how one embryo can make it in my ancient uterus no matter how hospitable it has been in the past.
My in-box is a weird and … well, a weird place.
weird
I get some weird email. Just bizarre. I would never share a real clients real information on here, but some of these emails are sent to every Mistress they can find an email address for. Repeatedly.
Occasionally one of these will turn out to be a real person with an odd request, or unsure of the etiquette for contacting a Mistress, but usually, it’s just someone with one hand on the keyboard.
Take this for example:
i’ve been fantasizing of serving and submitting to your beauty for years…
when i was a little boy i used to be humiliated. I used to be spanked by my mother and growing up i was humiliated. In first grade i was caught in my underwear in front of my entire class. At first i cried, but then i grew to like it. In 10th grade i drank a football player’s piss…in 12th grade a girl tried to jerk me off, then told the entire grade i had a small dick and couldn’t get hard…
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PickyBritches on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayWe hide our BDSM lifestyle by doing things like using the miniblind handle as a whipper! You know, they just sort of pop right off the hook, don't make much noise, and sting like a mother fucker! Perfect! :D 
neeroc on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayV (5) was with me when that IG pic came across my timeline. I told her they were earrings *g* 
QueerieBradshaw on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayI wanted to post something about anal being outside of the box, but I couldn't come up with something funny enough. My life is thinking outside of the box. Including buying paddles with you at the place we aren't mentioning due to you not wanting to be sued. 
Mona Darling on A Rockin Parenting Fail.I got a new system. I'll post about how he out smarted me on that one soon. :-/