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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want.
Actually, unlike Sally Brown, I have not at all been extra good this year, but I only want one thing.
A cute little screaming all day and keeping me up all night, pooping up it’s back into it’s onsie when we are out running errands without a back up, spitting up down the front of me, pulling it’s brothers hair and drooling on his favorite toys (sorry Monkey. Someday you will understand.) baby.
I’m not picky as to the color, size or sex. Healthy would be nice. And I know it might be a rush order to have it in my stocking Christmas morning, so I’m totally OK if you get it to me later in the year.
I’ve been seeing my favorite couple for about 5 years, since they were both in their early 70′s. He is a serious masochist and his wife, who had always been his Mistress and play partner was no longer able to hit him as hard as he liked.
He came to visit me on his own the first time. He wanted to explore cock and ball torture, bondage, and corporal discipline, i.e., spanking, flogging and caning. At one point, after having flogged him thoroughly, I had him restrained, hands over head, I performed a little maneuver we lovingly refer to as The Helicopter on him. I’ve had men scream and beg for it to stop. I’ve had men about pass out. I’ve had men promise to do anything, if only I say I will never, ever, do that again, his response? Spontaneous orgasm.
Last night after my session (which was a combination service and whipping session and in itself made me feel better) I treated myself to a cleansing evening at the local Korean Spa. I sat in the heat and watched the parade of local naked girls walk by and realized a couple things.
First. We women come in a LOT of shapes and sizes. Not many of them Playboy ready.
- The adorable curvy girls who mentioned being from the Pacific Northwest and sported HUGE dark bushes to prove it.
- The skinny ass lil tattoo’d and shaved (yes, down there. No landing strip, no nothing) Suicide Girl types.
- The HUGE chicks. Both tall and… well. Just big. Two of them. Taking up most the hot tub. Making me feel very very small. They were sorta loud too.
- The tiny little asian girls who sat in the water with their towel wrapped around them. Can’t tell you much of what was under there. It was tiny, and I’m thinking pretty firm.