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I’m a little late today because I started the day in a funk and nearly blew this off to go shoe shopping. My dear twitter friends cheered me up, so now I’m posting this while Monkey is in school, THEN going shoe shopping with him. He has VERY different taste in shoes then me, so it may not be as productive as it would have been had I gone alone. So if you see me in bright pink stilettos in Disneyland next week, you will know that I have given the ultimate sacrifice for you, Dear Reader.
My friends and I used to play a fun game called Gay or European. Now there is a much better, much more politically correct game called, Stripper or Beanie Baby. Thanks Ty! (Warning: I may have pee’d a little bit laughing at this. Prepare yourself accordingly.)
I love India’s 1950′s mentality towards sexuality.