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IVF, The Final Wanding.

(I'm Sorry.)

(I'm Sorry.)

So, we got into the clinical trial! Yay! And it starts in July. Um. I will be WAY too close to 43 then. Soooo… we are going to move forward and start the pill beginning our final, final round of IVF when Aunt Flo shows up around the middle of May.

Sidenote: How the FUCK did I get so old??

We will be doing a low dose HCG with gonadotropins protocol. This one, I know nothing about, but it’s supposed to be better for egg quality in the older ladies. The low dose HCG is supposed to trick the smaller follicles into maturing into quality ripe eggs ready for the picking.

Now, since we didn’t get into the clinical trial, I’m having to find other ways of raising cash to pay for this cycle. The adorably pregnant Lis at Built in Birth Control has donated her left over Lupron and forever has my gratitude. I’m also thinking of selling some fetish wear. Which, if I have my way, I’ll never be small enough to fit in again. Anyone interested in a corset? Leather gloves? Heels??

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