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Wow. So I kept hearing about them, but didn’t think I would be affected. But perhaps I had the whole thing wrong. You see, I though the post wedding blues were when the bride came home all married and returned to real life and no longer was the center of attention and no longer in the midst of spending more money on a party then they would ever spend in their lives and well… would get sorta depressed.
Yeah, I don’t have that.
Instead, I have 72 stitches in my mouth making it nearly impossible for me to talk. No heavy lifting and any exorcise makes my mouth throb. My house is a pile of half unpacked boxes and suitcases and my clients, for both businesses are calling and emailing because I’m late getting back on schedule. And I think my dog is threatening to move out if I don’t promise some more interesting walks to the park soon.
I would LOVE to get back to my pre-wedding life.
Last weekend I finally had my first eating in public with the flipper outing. To… a BBQ. What where they cooking? Ribs. Yup. Me with no front teeth, off to eat meat off a bone. This is a pretty foodie intense crowd, so the ribs where falling off the bones delectable and turned out to be the least of my problem. My main problem was an olive. A cute little black, does wonders for your hair, goes well on pizza, olive.
‘Cept, this being a foodie crowd, it was not your average olive – which was what drew me to it in the first place.
I’ve just walked in a said my hellos. There is a ton of appetizer type food out and I’m saying my hellos to the people around the table when this giant, shiny (ooh! Shiny!) large egg sizes things winks at me and as I’m talking to my friend I pick it up and go to put it in my mouth.