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D is for Domination

dcg — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:33:15 +0000

Yesterday, for Mothers Day, since I’m an airhead, I spent the day in the dungeon. Over a month ago, I scheduled this session with my panty slave who comes from out of town and had made air and hotel reservations … Continue reading →

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Humpday News

dcg — Wed, 09 May 2012 18:10:34 +0000

I’m a little late today because I started the day in a funk and nearly blew this off to go shoe shopping. My dear twitter friends cheered me up, so now I’m posting this while Monkey is in school, THEN … Continue reading →

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Wordless Wednesday

dcg — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:43:59 +0000

Well. Mistress is speaking. Slave is wordless. Or maybe it’s speechless. Either way, congress, the church and all the white over paid males should shut the F up and let the ladies decide what we do with our bits. Let … Continue reading →

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Sex Toy Review: The Share

dcg — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:31:05 +0000

Remember losing your virginity? A panty twisting good time, probably full of knocked heads, apologizes, dashed expectations, more then one “are we doing this right?” panic inducing performance anxiety, that may or may not have ended in an orgasm? That … Continue reading →

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SmuttyLit Giveaway

dcg — Mon, 07 May 2012 04:23:31 +0000

I’m giving away two erotic books on my SmuttyLit forum this month. These are books I’ve picked and purchased. No sponsor. If you win one and you’ve already read it, let me know and we can pick something else out. … Continue reading →

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Please help me figure out what happened here.

dcg — Fri, 04 May 2012 18:35:25 +0000

Can someone please help me figure out… what the fuck happened here? Dildo. Balloons. I think the WHAT is fairly obvious. Perhaps the real question is, Why? What was the reasoning behind this? Please help me figure out what happened … Continue reading →

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Wednesday Hump Report

dcg — Wed, 02 May 2012 18:17:18 +0000

Where once again, I weed through all the weird sex news so you don’t have to. And this week? It was a big, messy job. WHERE to begin? How about with a map that shows us where the biggest boobs … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Lies Told By A Dominatrix

dcg — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:40:32 +0000

Every week I get the writing assignments from Mama Kat’s Pretty Much World Famous Writers Workshop and think about how I should pick one .. then I don’t. Because I’m a flaky, flaky bitch. But this week, one jumped out … Continue reading →

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STD Sunday

dcg — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 06:29:47 +0000

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Fuck you! I’m an Anteater.

dcg — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:28:52 +0000

I hope everyone is having a fabulous National Infertility Awareness Week and that the infertility fairy has been good to you. Or at least decent. Or at least bought you a drink before spitting in your dreams. I figured that … Continue reading →

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