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		<title>YoHo! Recap</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/yoho-recap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>YoHo! was, as we all suspected it would be, a blast. Because really, a gathering of sex positive ladies in Disneyland, and, if they have them, their kids? What is not to love. I&#8217;m fairly certain more then one person &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/yoho-recap/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/yoho-recap/">YoHo! Recap</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/yoho-recap/">YoHo! Recap</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>A Rockin Parenting Fail.</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/rocks-a-parenting-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 19:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Several years ago I had a client who would drive three hours each way to see me. It was always a big event for him. He would take the day off work and spend the night afterwards in a hotel &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/rocks-a-parenting-fail/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/rocks-a-parenting-fail/">A Rockin Parenting Fail.</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/05/rocks-a-parenting-fail/">A Rockin Parenting Fail.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Portland Wrap-up</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/portland-wrap-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you follow me on twitter (you all follow me on twitter, right?) you probably saw a lot of this fly by over the weekend, but I thought I would post a wrap up and give a shout out to &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/portland-wrap-up/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/portland-wrap-up/">Portland Wrap-up</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/portland-wrap-up/">Portland Wrap-up</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Thinking Outside The Box Give Away</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/thinking-outside-the-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://deadcowgirl.com/?p=4188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The ability to think outside the box is the corner stone of professional domination. I would meet with someone. Often someone I had never met. Through a series of phone calls, emails and an application, would have a good idea &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/thinking-outside-the-box/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/thinking-outside-the-box/">Thinking Outside The Box Give Away</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/thinking-outside-the-box/">Thinking Outside The Box Give Away</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Glitter in the Press!</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/glitter-in-the-press/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 02:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Glitter was mentioned on a podcast called Culture Blast! Glitter in the Press! is a post from: Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger<p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/glitter-in-the-press/">Glitter in the Press!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/glitter-in-the-press/">Glitter in the Press!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>At What Point Should I Seek Treatment For My Addiction To Cheese?</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/point-seek-treatment-addiction-cheese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#160; I mean. Is it like alcoholism? Can I be a functioning cheeseaholic and think I&#8217;m ok, but I&#8217;m not? Do I wait until it&#8217;s effecting my life? Last night I had to go to bed because I used the &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/point-seek-treatment-addiction-cheese/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/point-seek-treatment-addiction-cheese/">At What Point Should I Seek Treatment For My Addiction To Cheese?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/point-seek-treatment-addiction-cheese/">At What Point Should I Seek Treatment For My Addiction To Cheese?</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gender Neutral Parenting</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/gender-neutral-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Gender neutral parenting is all fun and games until you send you kid to school in his new shoes and spend the day worrying that he&#8217;s going to be bullied. In preschool. I talked to the teachers, and they embrace &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/gender-neutral-parenting/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/gender-neutral-parenting/">Gender Neutral Parenting</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/gender-neutral-parenting/">Gender Neutral Parenting</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned in 48 Days Without Target</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/learned-48-days-target/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Two months or so ago I came up with an impossibly bad idea and I gave my husband 48 days free of arguing about how much money I spend at Target for his birthday. They said it couldn&#8217;t be done. &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/learned-48-days-target/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/learned-48-days-target/">What I Learned in 48 Days Without Target</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/learned-48-days-target/">What I Learned in 48 Days Without Target</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>I need to know the back story on this picture.</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/i-need-to-know-the-back-story-on-this-picture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Feel free to make one up and post it in the comments. I need to know the back story on this picture. is a post from: Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger<p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/04/i-need-to-know-the-back-story-on-this-picture/">I need to know the back story on this picture.</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
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		<title>Yo Ho! Harlots Day in Disneyland!</title>
		<link>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/03/yo-ho-harlots-day-disneyland/</link>
		<comments>http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/03/yo-ho-harlots-day-disneyland/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mona Darling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kinky Sex Tips For Curious Girls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>(Reposted from Glitterhood.com) I am co-organizing a sexy meet-up in Disneyland with the (dis)honorable Queerie Bradshaw May 8th and 9th. This is a chance for sex workers, sex writers, sex educators and basically, any woman who considers herself part of the Glitterhood, to &#8230; <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/03/yo-ho-harlots-day-disneyland/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p><a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/03/yo-ho-harlots-day-disneyland/">Yo Ho! Harlots Day in Disneyland!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a></p>
</p><p>The post <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com/2013/03/yo-ho-harlots-day-disneyland/">Yo Ho! Harlots Day in Disneyland!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://deadcowgirl.com">Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger</a>.</p>]]></description>
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