Category Archives: Kinky Sex Tips For Curious Girls
Cuckolding
I expect this house to be spic 'n span by the time I get home from my date!
You know, I like you as a person. You make a great father and a fabulous husband. I really enjoy spending time with you. It’s just one thing. I don’t like having sex with you. You just don’t turn me on. Your cock is too small and you just really don’t know how to use it. And you know what? I hate the way you go down on me. And giving you a blow job makes me feel like I’m molesting a small boy. I need a real man, with a real cock. And realistically, my sex drive is SO much higher then yours that it just makes sense for me to take on a lover. Or maybe two. And lets face it. I’m much hotter a woman then you EVER thought you would get, so I’m thinking you will be ok with this. I’m sure you will be happy with what ever little sweet morsels of affection I dole out to you, won’t you pet? I’m thinking this will be a lot easier on you if I lock your cock away in a chastity belt so you won’t have to worry about that useless little thing bothering you. Now be a good little man and pick out some lingerie for me to wear tonight on my date. Make sure it’s super sexy! I want to get fucked HARD!
The Other Women
The Other Women
My Dirty Talk series got me thinking about the woman who read my blog. They all have a sexual background, but in different ways. Sometimes the same things shape us, rape, abuse etc, but we react differently. We become over sexualized or a-sexual, submissive or dominant.
We worry about what our lovers would think if they knew what we were really thinking about during sex. Or if they knew what we were really watching play out in our brains while we masturbate. We worry about the PTA and the neighbors and the kids finding out. We let the teachings of our church or our parents rule what we think we should find sexually pleasing, even when it doesn’t please us at all.
We wonder if something is wrong with us. We feel guilty about our interests and desires.
And we shouldn’t.
Small Penis Humiliation
Small Penis Humiliation
The first time I did a SPH scene (yes, it’s popular enough to have a short {ha ha} nick name) I worked in a fetish house. The phone girl asked me if I was into it and I thought… That is HILARIOUS! Sign me up!
After a brief negotiation, I took the cash, and left to put the signed disclaimer away. When I returned to the room, my rather attractive client had stripped down and was kneeling on the floor stroking his tiny, totally unfit to actually satisfy a woman cock.
Except it wasn’t tiny and insignificant. It. Was. Huge!
So I did what any woman in that situation would do. You know. A woman who was single and really missing regular sex. When confronted with a naked rather attractive man. And his giant cock. Who just wants to be humiliated about how small it is.
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Dirty Talk: Humiliation
Humiliation
What if The Dirty Talk your SO is looking to hear is not just the standard naughty verb + body part = Heelloooo Nurse! fare? Humiliation is hugely diverse area ranging from the subtly erotic to the physical or public with long stops in race and religion. But where to begin?
Because this is such a mental game, knowing your partners subtle queues are of paramount importance. It’s fine line between getting your partner off in a massive fashion and having a rather tense morning-after breakfast. I would suggest discussing limits and interests before hand and using a safe word. Or you can take baby steps – adding little things each time you play. Also, make sure any emotional scaring is well known. Don’t threaten to rape a rape survivor, or accidentally call someone the same pet name (bitch, cunt, cum guzzler) that a former lover or abuser called them.
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What if…
What if...?
Just in case, after making naughty new friends, and doing your reading home work, you are still having a hard time finding something to talk about in the bedroom, I present you with a list of What Ifs.
You’re welcome.
What if you bought a strap-on? Would you wear it to penetrate him? Or would he use it to double penetrate you?
What if the sexy girl the two of you picked up turned out to be a transexual with a nice hard cock?
What if he lost a bet with you and you sent to see a dominatrix? What would you make her do to him? Tie him up? Whip him? Make him worship her shoes?
What if he was rewarded with a slave girl for the day? But only if he put on a show for you with her … or made her do things to you? What would she do?
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Sexting. You should have helped.
And now you're sorry.
Everyone on twitter seems to love to sext, but no one wanted to sext me examples of their best work. So? You are going to have to read one of mine.
This is vintage sexting. It was done with T9. Remember that shit? 45 key strokes to say “Be there in 5″, so if you actually had to say something, or get a point accross, it took real dedication.
Mr had gone to work. I had stayed over at his place and was in the middle of taking advantage of his 5 dvd changed full of porn hooked up to the bedroom tv.
Me: I’m watching porn in your bed and masterbating.
He: U.
Me: What?
He: It’s mastUrbating.
Me: Oh. Ok. U can masturbate too. But won’t the other guys at work get jealous?
He: Do you mean of the size of my cock?
Me: Um. Yeah. That too. But more about you are masturbating at work and they are just working.
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Time to grade the teacher!
$#@%&!!
It’s just over half way through NaBloPoMo and for most of the month I’ve been talking about The Dirty Talk. Tonight I wanted to check in with you guys and see how much help it’s been. One of the things that I excel at when I play with people is reading their body language and understanding where my play partner is at, mentally and physically. Writing doesn’t offer much feedback. I have had several people tell me that they’ve been enjoying the series, but I want to know more details!
Which post has been most helpful? Why?
Have you tried anything new? WHAT? How did it go over?
I have several more posts planned, but what are you still wanting to learn more about? Sexting? Expanding your vocabulary? Examples? Would anyone be interested in my recording a few dirty talk lessons on Niteflirts?
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Wait. Why am I doing this?
A Stranger in a Strange Land
Yesterday a reader pointed out that we don’t always do the dirty talk to command a presents in the bedroom. It’s not always about being dirty. Sometimes it’s all about helping the men and woman in our lives know what is going on.
For you see, many men, when faced with a naked woman, who is expecting to be woo’d into multiple orgasmic bliss, realize they are but a stranger in a strange land. No A to Zed, No comprehension of the language. But luckily, they have you as their native guide.
It’s easy to tell when a man is turned on. And when a man cums – it’s obvious. Women on the hand – a little more mysterious. Take this conversation that nearly every man has had with himself at some point while going down on a woman;
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Dirty Talk. Take a lesson from Sasha Grey
You're never too old for a bedtime story!
Read to each other.
Hopefully you have done your research and found a new favorite author or two. Or a new fun genre? Be open minded.
Sometimes you will find something that you have No Intention Ever of allowing to happen gets your motor going. Totally not into girls, but find lesbian erotica hot? Totally fine. Tentacle sex arouse you? It sends millions of Japanese school boys (and girls) to their bunk. You are not alone. Rape scenes or Bukkake? Perfectly fine bedroom fantasies for even the most buttoned up type. Not at all in to the actual work double penetration would take, nor the idea of having a strange man in your bedroom/hotelroom/back seat, but find reading about multiple hard cocks within easy reach does it for you? Just enjoy it.
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Practice, Practice, Practice
Practice makes Puuuurrrrfect!
As with any new skill, you need to practice a lot before you get good at it. I know what you are thinking, but really, there are LOTS of opportunity to practice that you are missing out on every day.
My favorite? Sales calls. Modern technology has all but ruined this fabulous opportunity to practice your dirty talk skills with automated calls, but every once in a while, some nice boy from India will call to see if you want your carpets cleaned. Use this opportunity to tell him all about your hardwood floors and go in to great detail about how you like them buffed.
(I know. Bad bad pun! Sorry. I just can’t help myself.)
I rarely get fast food, but totally recommend trying out your new breathy Dirty Talk voice when ordering your … Hot… Juicy…. Burger. When you pull up to the window you can act totally normal and they will just assume it was the connection.
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Chickenpig2 on D is for DominationYou are definitely as much a therapist as a sex worker, although being a therapist would require investing in a whole new wardrobe, not to mention an office with a trickling water feature, soft new agey music, and maybe a fish tank. 
braving_ivf on D is for DominationProof of how complicated we all are. Physical/emotional/mental stuff all collides sometimes. I'm confident they both felt well taken care of, even if it wasn't exactly how they expected to be taken care of when they arrived. 
tzzw on D is for DominationI'm not kidding: 80% of my sessions are like this. Self care! Have fun at Disneyland! :) 
dipitie on D is for DominationWow. You really do have a tough job. You are closer to a therapist than you are a sex worker. 
Lynn Lacroix on The Other Women: Lynn Lacroix, part deuxThanks for sharing my story again, Mona! It's funny. I wrote it, but I still get turned on reading it.