Only think more fun the being stuck in a horrible traffic jam? Being stuck in a horrible traffic jam with a 3yo in the back seat screaming TELL THEM TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! Push the button! PUSH THE BUTTON ON THE WHEEL!
For 45 minutes.
Because obviously, I’m too much of an idiot to know that honking your horn will make 5 bazillions cars clear the way for you.
If he thinks I’m a horrible driver when he’s three, what is he going to think when he’s fifteen?
Filed under Random Fluffy Bits, The Little Monkey
on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayWe hide our BDSM lifestyle by doing things like using the miniblind handle as a whipper! You know, they just sort of pop right off the hook, don't make much noise, and sting like a mother fucker! Perfect! :D 
on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayV (5) was with me when that IG pic came across my timeline. I told her they were earrings *g* on Portland Wrap-upSounds (and looks) like a wonderful time. Happy Anniversary. Also, was it Darth Vader in a kilt? http://youtu.be/m8rzkCkFIus (that's portland too) 
on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayI wanted to post something about anal being outside of the box, but I couldn't come up with something funny enough. My life is thinking outside of the box. Including buying paddles with you at the place we aren't mentioning due to you not wanting to be sued. 
on A Rockin Parenting Fail.I got a new system. I'll post about how he out smarted me on that one soon. :-/ 
