Or. As most women refer to it; BlogHer.
My heart is full of love.
My brain is full of information.
My iPhone is full of newfound apps. (ZOMG you guys. Gifture. Get it! Drink! Use it!! So fun.)
My swag bag is full of vibrators and porn.
Yeah. I’m not sure how I managed that either. I ran into someone in the elevator who looked down her nose at me (a VERY rare occurrence at BlogHer) lugging my two suitcases out and said to her friend, “Well, I guess I did a good job of packing.”
I wanted to inform her that one suitcase was full of vibrators and the other shoes and that I’m pretty sure I won any kind of elevator show down she was trying to have, but the lack of REM sleep for the previous 4 nights had rendered me speechless.
So yes, I will be giving away some vibrators soon. I will be keeping the porn. I also found from pro-xeed plus in the swag exchange that I grabbed for anyone who thinks that would benefit them.
I will also be announcing details on my upcoming book that you all are going to help me write to battle the news media’s idea that Fifty Shades of Grey has causes some kind of women’s sexual awakening.
And, I’m going to introduce you guys to the most amazing roommates a girl could ever ask for. Seriously. Who that that 6 girls pretty much randomly thrown in a room together bound by one goal; SAVE MONEY ON HOTEL, could become such amazing friends in just a couple days?
But first. Sleep. And sniff Monkey until I can’t sniff him no more. And… sometime soon… very soon… do naughty things to my Mr.