I have a dirty little secret. I have a ton of sex toys.
Um. No, that’s not my Dirty Little Secret. Everyone knows that.
I have so many sex toys that when my husband and I moved, we had to have a serious sit down and discuss which ones to keep, and which ones to toss. We ended up with a large bag of dildos and vibrators and a very diffucult question to answer.
HOW do you dispose of a giant bag full of dildos? It’s not something you just want to toss in your own trash can because you KNOW that would be the morning some neighbor would be walking their dog and need to toss something in the trash and open your trash can and be all like, Wow. That’s a giant bag of dildos and things at the dog park would never be the same again.
So we tossed them in the neighbors trash can.
And for the last year, I’ve been doing sex toy reviews for Eden Fantasys and adding some really amazing toys to my collection. Designer Vibrators that look like art and the such.
This is where I must confess my dirty little secret. Even though I have several top tier sex toys in The Drawer, the one that is always out and ready for use is one of the cheapest. And? I just realized that I’ve owned it for FIFTEEN YEARS. I bought it before I meet The Mr.
It is indeed, my longest relationship.
That’s right. I’ve been with this Wahl 6 Way for 15 years, several countries and I don’t know how many orgasms. I probably paid 30 bucks for it back then. That comes up to pennies per orgasm folks! It came with several attachments (hence, the 6 way) but I only ever used the one in the picture.
I do slut around with my toys. I LOVE my We Vibe and spend plenty of quality time with my Rabbit, and of course, there are always those special moments to Share, but I ALWAYS come back to the Wahl. It’s no frills and perfect for that afternoon when you have about 20 seconds alone and a dire need to … adjust your attitude.
Speaking of which….