My mom enters contests. Facebook has given her a platform for spreading the gospel of entering contests. Her mantra is… Eventually I have to WIN!
I pretty much ignore her with my own mantra of – yes, you will win a whole bunch of spam and a couple of cold calls.
Then last Friday, on her one billionth attempt, she won.
Every Disneyland season pass holder was invited to enter a sweepstakes for entry into Cars Land for a few hours four days before it opens to the public. One percent of pass holders won.
My mom is the one percent, and thankfully she is taking Monkey and I.
She should be home caring for her husband who broke his hip last month.
I had to change my flight to go from Seattle where I will be at BlogHer Food, directly to Orange County.
Neither of us can really afford it… But thanks to some last minute sales, we can squeeze it in.
So yes. She finally won the chance for us to abandon our family’s and spend $$ we don’t really have.
Yay?
(Seriously though. How fucking cool is that? Monkey is such a Cars fan that he is going to shit kittens. But omg, how cute will those kittens be??)



















Congrats - and the idea of excitedly shitting kittens made me laaaauggh 'til I farted.
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