Wordless Wednesday

Laws off my Lady Bits!

Well. Mistress is speaking. Slave is wordless. Or maybe it’s speechless. Either way, congress, the church and all the white over paid males should shut the F up and let the ladies decide what we do with our bits.

Let me rent them and use them as I please.

Let me use my baby making bits when I want, and should that time come too soon, or in a way that endangers my life or the life inside me, let me end things peacefully, privately and SAFELY.

Let me do my job without your commenting on them. Even if it’s to tell me how much you like them.

Oh, and also, if we are at work, let’s not talk about how I’m using them at home. Breastfeeding does not mean I can’t use my brain. I’m using my boobs to feed the baby. Not my brain. Yes. Those boobs. Quit staring at them.

And once I’ve used them to make a baby, that doesn’t mean I don’t maybe want to use them for something else. And if I don’t plan on having a baby I still might want to use them for something else. What I’m getting at here is GIVE ME MY FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL.

And while I’m at it, let me have sex with and marry who I please.

THANK YOU!

I’m sure I’ve missed a TON of other issues. I’m only one person with so much time to be pissed off. Please feel free to leave your additions in the comments.