Just... what the fuck?
Can someone please help me figure out… what the fuck happened here? Dildo. Balloons. I think the WHAT is fairly obvious. Perhaps the real question is, Why? What was the reasoning behind this?
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I don't know...but that dick balloon just looks SO sad. Poor, deflated, detachable penis ;)
on These Balls Are Too BigI didn't have a great experience with the Smart Balls either. I found them to be too big, and I found a crack in the silicone on the pair I had a couple of days after I had them. However, I did like Lelo Luna Beads, which come with two sets of balls and a holder, super easy to clean... and also the Je Joue Ami balls, which has a set of three different ball types. 
on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayWe hide our BDSM lifestyle by doing things like using the miniblind handle as a whipper! You know, they just sort of pop right off the hook, don't make much noise, and sting like a mother fucker! Perfect! :D 
on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayV (5) was with me when that IG pic came across my timeline. I told her they were earrings *g* on Portland Wrap-upSounds (and looks) like a wonderful time. Happy Anniversary. Also, was it Darth Vader in a kilt? http://youtu.be/m8rzkCkFIus (that's portland too) 
on Thinking Outside The Box Give AwayI wanted to post something about anal being outside of the box, but I couldn't come up with something funny enough. My life is thinking outside of the box. Including buying paddles with you at the place we aren't mentioning due to you not wanting to be sued. 
