Sex Toy Review: The Share

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Remember losing your virginity? A panty twisting good time, probably full of knocked heads, apologizes, dashed expectations, more then one “are we doing this right?” panic inducing performance anxiety, that may or may not have ended in an orgasm? That is what using The Share is like the first time. Except, this time you are the one with the penis.

As with that passtime, I’m sure this will get better, but it is hilariously awkward in the beginning.

But in the world of hands free, wearable double ended dicks? This one is, both hands behind my back, The Best One Ever.

I’ve used doubles before that the maker obvious train of thought was “well, there are two hole and one might like vibrations.” This should do it.

*Holds up something that has a long side and a short side and possibly the fancy addition of a tiny vibrator powered by watch batteries.*

And do you know what watch batteries are good for? Watches. Not my clit. I have yet to find a good non AA, C or D, plug in or, THANK GAWD, rechargeable vibrator that works for me. If you have one, do let me know. And not one that is good for one use, then replace the stupid watch batteries for the next use. UHG! Sex toys that run on watch batteries are so bad for the environment!  </ENDRANT>

The problem with the long stick and the short stick is that… they are both just… sticks… not taking into account that The Anus and The Vagina are NOT the same shape hole. They are completely different muscles.

Not to mention that one is full of magic and the other is… not.

The engineers who designed The Share realized if you are going to poke something with a stick, you need to use the proper stick for the job.

The part that is to be worn inside The Vagina is plump, and round, and built to fill the type of space that might need a little more filling *cough* *cough* momgina *cough* while gently pressing up on the g-spot. It is also molded to your body providing a nice solid surface to press your clit against. The end that is is to be worshiped, stuffed in mouths, pussies or the boy of your choosing is a nice size and tapered to aid in penetration.

It’s made from a food grade silicon and feels great. As soon as you take it out of the box, the sheer weight of it in your hand conjures feelings of power and fun to be had. There is something intoxicating about being the one standing over your intended victem wielding the ability to grant or deny pleasure. It’s also the tabu of that particular role reversal that makes some of us giddy, leading the following conversation to be had in more then one household;

I want to fuck you now.

No! I’m busy fucking you!

Oh. And. Um. If you have enough lube an patience, you can use this with the We Vibe to make an already hilarious situation even…. um… more likely to end in orgasm for at least one of you. If you were able to get The Share with a little spot carved out for the We Vibe so that both could be worn comfortably at the same time, I would never, ever leave the house again. Ever.

Ever.

EdenFantasys kindly provided me with this toy to review. I will occasionally do reviews.  Please let me know if there is anything you are interested in and I’ll see if I can take it for a test run and let you know the real ins and outs… so to speak.