Happy Hump Day! No good photos this week - so you get this, oldie but goodie.
John Travolta is a cross dresser. *yawn* I can’t even pretend to be surprised by this one. I do, however, want to see more pictures. Now I can find him unattractive in two gender roles.
Which brings up the question – would you stay with your man if he started cross dressing? Would you, the most important person in his life, be there to support him? Or would it be too difficult for you? Or would you just find it weird and gross and you would have to leave and go laugh behind his back?
Matthew McConaughey says stripping is like a drug. I want to be his dealer.
For $5 these girls will pretend to be your girlfriend. 5 bucks will even get you a fake break up on facebook. I am thinking I may treat myself to the custom Darth Vader photos. HOW CAN I NOT??
Oh god, oh god, oh god no. Nadya Suleman has discovered how to orgasm. On film. And wants to do more. Personally, I know how hard it is to find time to masturbate with one kid at home. Let alone fourteen. Sometimes you do have to schedule time with your sybian. And camera man. And Howard Stern. And despite the fact that I threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of watching that, I will have to watch it.
How do you tie yourself to a tree? Ask this guy! He apparently thought he would get anonymous sex if he tied himself to a tree in a public park. When asked, one unidentified woman said “I really do not appreciate in-your-face-type behavior like that.” I don’t think he was looking to put it in your face Ma’am. UPDATE: He says he was actually just taking a nap. Naked. Tied to a tree. In a pubic park. I’m sorry to tell you Sir, there is just no way of getting out of this. Either own it, or lie and say you were abducted.
Headline of the week goes to Death and Taxes for their Haters think National Masturbation Month is going to lead to Masturbation. I hate to say it, but this time, I think the haters may be right. BTW, here’s 9 tips to make masturbation more enjoyable.
Man kicked out of a bar for trying to bring his pet zebra and parrot in with him. I’m not sure which part I like best. That the bar owner says he only kicked him out because they serve food, or the man saying he realized that he was too drunk to drive and was about to give the passanger the wheel when he was pulled over. Sir? Isn’t your passenger a … zebra?
I would probably have to draw the line on cross dressing, unfortunately. I just know I couldn't get past it. I am into gender roles. I'd put that with age play, pooty play and animals....not as serious, just a hard NO. All else is fair game.
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