Top 10 Lies Told By A Dominatrix

Top 10 Lies Told By A Dominatrix

Every week I get the writing assignments from Mama Kat’s Pretty Much World Famous Writers Workshop and think about how I should pick one .. then I don’t. Because I’m a flaky, flaky bitch.  But this week, one jumped out at me and I figured I would be doing my readers a disservice if I didn’t write about it.

List of lies you consistently tell.

Where do I even begin?

10.) I would make you get breast implants if you were my real slave.

9.) I’m going to ruin you physically/financially/emotionally.

8.) If you don’t do what ever I tell you to, then I will tell your boss what a pervert you are.

7.) I’m going to kidnap you and turn you into my full time slave.

6.) I only travel first class.

5.) I wear fetish wear every day. All day.

4.) I’m actually already booked that day. (That’s actually code for “I don’t have a sitter that day.”)

3.) I’m tired because I was up late at a wild bondage party.

2.) My girlfriends and I had a big party where we didn’t use toilets. Only slaves. Sorry you missed it.

1.) No, I love to listen to you ramble on about your conservative politics while you get dressed!