If we were to go back in time and Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey were to allow me my own guest spot on Weekend Update, this is the news I would report.
He who shall be known as the luckiest bus driver ever, spent Tuesday driving porn star Bree Oslon around NYC offering free breast exams and cancer screenings. Words can not describe how much I want to be on that bus.
I’m completely disappointed in myself for not knowing this site was available for my viewing pleasure until it was too late. Because LORD KNOWS I’ve not seen enough naked musicians from the “middle and lower echelons of hard rock” in my lifetime.
Teaching boys to be good men. We need to start earlier then we ever imagined. Every time I read an article like this I miss the good old days where we had to steal our dads porno mags and hide them in a box under a bridge in order to learn about sex.
Oreo’s has a marketing “accident” and becomes the attachment parenters cookie of choice. “Oopsie! Lookie that. We accidentally got a TON of free press that would have NEVER made it through the proper channels.” Genius.
I’m betting that was NOT the dress he had intended to be wearing for this momentous occasion. I also hope people concentrate on the fact that he was SHOOTING A GUN AT AN OFFICER, not that he was wearing a dress. The two are not related. Unless Nordies was having a sale. Then… possibly related.
And finally, congratulations to Julie Simone for winning her first feminist porn award for her movie – Vicious Strap-on Bitches. I would have loved to see that acceptance speech.