Fluent in Potty Mouth
When I first started working as a Dominatrix, not only did I have no idea what to DO with a new submissive for an hour or two, I had no idea what to say. Flogging is fun and all, but flogging in silence? Sorta weird. Plus a long bondage session gets sorta monotonous if you are just busy beaver working at tying someone down. What to do? Listen to music together? Talk about the weather? No. These guys want you to tell them, repeatedly, for an hour or two, how they got into the situation they got into. Why you are punishing them. How you captured them. What you are going to do to them.
So despite the fact that public speaking made me feel like I was going to hurl and pee my pants simultaneously, I learned not only how to talk dirty, but how to be the QUEEN of the potty mouths. (Hrm. I may need to redo my business cards.)
How? The same way kids learn anything new and fun. From my friends. Of course, I was working in a fetish house at the time. You may need new friends for this to approach to work. Thankfully, the internet can off that. Niteflirts is a web site which anyone can sign up to do phone sex or leave recordings of your naughty fantasies. It’s like the geocities of phone sex. Naughty girls and horney housewives the world over can pick a user name, put up a picture that may, or may not be them. Write a dirty little sample about their interests and off they go.
For you, my up and coming potty mouth princesses, this means that you have access to hundreds of new friends who can teach you groovy new words and fun new phrases. You can sample from different styles and see what resinates with you. There are TONS of recordings (click Recorded Phone Sex at the top of the listings), so no need to have an awkward exchange with another human being about exactly why you are calling. Just listen for a minute or two, if it’s not you, surf on to another one. The prices range from .99 cents a minute and up, so for 20 bucks you can have quite an educational afternoon. For 50 bucks you can get a masters in masturbating.
Sorry. I love a bad pun.
Then. Should you be so inclined, practice your phone sex skills by signing up to record a few of your own spots – or sign up to actually talk dirty to someone else and get paid for it.
Just surfing around the site might give you some ideas about what to talk about next time you are so inclined.
If this is not for you, don’t worry, I have more fun tips on Dirty Talk coming your way this week.
But do tell! Have you ever had phone sex?
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