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Sasha Grey Reading To Kids

Sasha Grey Reading To Kids

I’m so over this. I just do not understand why parents are getting all riled up about Sasha Grey reading to their kids. It’s not like she was wearing sexy lingerie and showing a reel of her Best Of in the back ground. It’s not like she was waving around her AVN award for Best Anal. It’s not like she was reading Macho Sluts. It’s not like any of the kids knew about her past.

Now all those kids, who thought they had a pretty girl come read to them – quite animatedly looking at the pictures, are home listening to their parents rant about “That Porn Star Sasha Grey” and now, THANKS TO THEIR PARENTS, those kids are googling things like ‘Porn Star’ and ‘Sasha Grey.’ Because kids hear everything. They are super spys and share information faster then a firewire.

And why is it a problem? Are the parents afraid that their daughters are going to see the glamour of a pair of jeans and a baggy button down and decide that they too need to join the ranks of the Porno Stars?  She took time out from her busy schedule to read to the kids. She wasn’t doing it for publicity or to promote a movie or a cause. She was only there to give the kids her undivided attention for a little bit.

This is why I want to find more sex worker momma’s to interview and dispel this myth that woman can’t be a little bit Madonna and a little bit Whore. We are not one OR the other. We are both.

So, am I missing something here? What would you do if you found out that a (recently retired) porn star was going to be reading to your kids? Does she look threatening? I saw more cleavage on my 3rd grade teacher EVERY DAY.

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It wouldn't bother me one bit. And I'm sure my sons would love it :)

Do you remember when that host of a children's TV show turned out to have made an adult film (or maybe it was soft core, can't remember) in the past? And she was fired??? THAT was messed up too! This woman in an actor! She probably took a wide range of acting jobs in the past. What's the big deal? Those kids probably heard more about Sasha Gray and what she does for a living from the uproar than they would have if people had just let it go.

Exactly! Parents make a big stink and the kids check it out. And no - if you remember who it was, let me know!

OK I looked it up and it was Melanie Martinez, former host of the Good Night Show on Sprout. Long before she was hired to be the host of a kids' show, she appeared in a series called Technical Virgin -- which wasn't porn at all, as it turns out, but a spoof on teen abstinence videos.

people are so fucking stupid... it's the same people who get all up in arms if a gay person is teaching their kid... wtf does it matter if that person is gay.. does that make them any less capable to teach the material?? another one is a teacher who is a dominatrix in her spare time ... wtf.. who cares what teachers do in their off time... as long as they aren't banging their students, murdering people or generally doing other such reprehensible things... what does it matter if they like to flog people in a dungeon while wearing latex?

Two things about this are ridiculous. 1. That people had a problem with it. I mean, FFS, as you said, heaven forbid an attractive, modestly-dressed young woman read a story to some children! OH NOEZ! I hadn't even been aware of this issue until reading about it in your post, but Sasha could read to any of my kids' classes any old time and it would be fine by me. 2. That I had to wait until I got home to read your blog, because while it was okay with everything ELSE in my Reader, PseudoCorp's innernet filter has decided that your blog is pornography. Sigh.

Nope not uncomfortable. I couldn't even recognize who she was until you said something. Honestly. (wait, shit... I just gave out way too much information about myself didn't I? fuck) Anyway, if she's there from a voluntary standpoint and not talking about her career in depth which is not appropriate for third graders (although for a class of graduating HS seniors could be viewed very interestingly), it should be fine. We can't keep condemning people based on their, sex, religion, profession etc. As long as no registered sex offenders are trying to scope out my kid I'm pretty chill. What's next, don't let the gays talk to the kiddies...they might turn gay... oh wait, already been down that road.... pull your heads out of your asses people, there's bigger fish to fry.

Nope, people are just wacko. Random people read in classrooms all the time. If I were willing to do a CBC I could read to kids through my work. (or I could skip the CBC and go read to my daughter's class - apparently parents don't have to prove they aren't a threat to the school) The ONLY way I can see there being concern on the parents' part is if she was in the classroom as a celeb. Because then they might have to answer questions about how she's famous, and that might make them uncomfortable (because who could remember Entourage when all you're thinking about is Masturbation Nation).

I would not care if she read to my kids. If my kids knew who she was and what she used to do, I have WAY bigger issues! Like you said she is a pretty girl reading to kids. End of story.