PSA: Don’t be a Fucking Idiot

A Fucking Idiot

Boys, especially with erections, are fucking idiots.

I just received an email, and not the first, from a guy asking me for things I totally don’t offer, from his work email address.

So now, not only do I know he’s a fucking idiot for asking me to tie him up and have sex with him, when, had he paid attention to the words on my site, and not just the pretty pictures, he would know I don’t offer sex or nudity, his company knows he is a fucking pervert.

Seriously. Use a gmail account for this shit.

Your company reads your email. Even if they don’t read all of it, they certainly have filters set up to grab anything that includes the words Dominatrix, Sex or Bondage, let alone all three and I’m pretty sure every time his HR person sees him know they are  going to wonder if he ever got that Intense Sexual Experience he was looking for.

They will know he didn’t get it from me, because they will also probably get my polite response instructing him to read my website once more and pay close attention to the details on my likes and limits page.

If you want to see a Dominatrix or other sex worker, buy all means, tell them your real name and where you work. They do not care. They are skilled professionals. They are not going to use it against you.

Um, Unless you ask them to. Blackmail scenes are always fun.

But your system admin or your HR person are not as skilled at keeping a straight face once they know you are interested in having a strap-on “jammed up your tight ass.”