Top Ten Reasons We Don't Need Another Baby Anyway.
So, tomorrow was supposed to be beta, but being 4th of July, my local lab is closed. I can travel an hour into the city and pay for our RE to do it, but since the in one of the very few things our insurance will pay, paltry as it is, we are waiting till Tuesday to get our beta. Since I pee’d on a stick last night (9dp3dt) and it was snow white, I don’t hold out much hope. I know, it was too early, and not first morning pee…. but I haven’t felt all the symptoms I did with Monkey, my boobs are no longer all that sore, I have had insomnia, instead of the dead to the world intense tiredness I had with Monkey almost immediately, I’m nauseous and can smell everything, but I have had that since I started the darling Pussy Paste.
Whatever. We have 5 snow babies. I’ll transfer them all in September. I’d transfer them sooner, but I have travel plans that would interfere in July and August.
So now, I present you, the Top Ten Reasons We Don’t Need Another Baby Anyway:
10.) Babies take away from my precious TV time. I’m just now getting caught up with 2009.
9.) We are really crappy parents. At least twice a week, the dog is able to play us off each other and get two breakfasts. And? At least twice a week, we forget to feed him breakfast. Babies totally hate this.
8.) We just BARELY have this one sleeping all night. And occasionally, even in his own bed! I have found sleep to be quite delightful.
7.) We are close to getting this one to pooping in his potty chair. At least I like to think so.
6.) My Boobs. I’d like to say how much worse can it get, but… do I really want to tempt the fates and find out?
5.) My momgina. See: boobs.
4.) I need to spend more time at Disneyland then I could if we had another baby. Another baby would mean another ticket and that might just put my frequent trips out of financial reach.
3.) Stanford is Expensive.
2.) Booze. I miss it. A lot. I also miss melatonin and coffee.
and the number one reason? You should see Monkey. He. Is. Amazing! Smart, funny and fabulous. He would make you swoon with delight if you met him and his sparkling eyes and dashing smile. We are so lucky to have him.
So BFP or BFN…. whateves.
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please oh please let it be bfp.
Hey mama, You deserved that BFP. I'm sad that you didn't get it (THIS time). Your snow babies, though. I am so happy about the snow babies. And it's BECAUSE Monkey is so wonderful that I want that BFP for you. Wonderfulness times two. (As far as the sleep, here's what I hope for you: nine wonderful months in which Monkey gets fully used to sleeping well, and in his own bed, and in which you gestate Monkey #2).
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