Daddy, you have a huge….

Daddy, you have a huge...

Daddy, you have a huge...

Every once in a while, for no reason what so ever, I will think of the word wiener and giggle a little. Usually out loud. Usually in public. And most of the time, in an inappropriate situation.

Like just now. In the library’s silent study area.

It’s because of my husband.

Because he overhear the following conversation in the mens room at Disneyland between a father and his 5 year old son.

Son. Loudly: “Daddy. You have a huge wiener.”

Father. under his breath: grumble grumble donttalkaboutthat grumble

Son. MUCH more loudly: “But you doooo!


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Roccie. LOVE the link. I actually do parent a bit like that. I think it basically boils down to parent by example, not by force. But do you know what I really enjoyed about that article?! Freaking Sheldon\'s Girlfriend on Big Bang Theory used to play Blossom and really does have a PhD in Neuroscience and is a mommy blogger and promotes attachment parenting. You have just really and truly rocked my world. I know. I\'m incredibly shallow.

That's hilarious. Words to fill any father with pride:) And wiener is a hilarious word. It just is.

I came over here to share this with you. I hope you think it is funny. I dont know what your parenting style is - mine falls somewhere between these two, but I can agree and laugh at either side. http://www.themompetition.com/2011/03/why-i-dont-... ps - I just saw I read out of sequence... I missed your last 3 posts. WTF mom brain. I will be back.....

I love boy stories. Crack me up. "Hang down thing."

Hahahahahahahaha! That is sooooo funny!

Most men yes. Although not loudly in a public bathroom from their young son. Although most of my clients love to hear me talk about how small theirs is...

These are words every man longs to hear.