I had a client cancel last minute (pitfall of opening my book to b and c listers) and since I already had my mom sitting and had to head to the Big City for a much needed hair appt, today has become Spa Day!
W00t!!
I’ve needed a massage desperately for months, since the miscarriage really, so that was the local massage school was first stop.
As I’m settling in I mention my toddler at home, and the perky little 40 something massage student replies that hers is 8 months old.
Thinking I’ve misjudged her age, I engage her in conversation as an excuse to stare. Nope. Definitely in her 40′s.
Later when she asks if I’m relaxed I want to say is NO, BECAUSE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR GETTING PREGNANT! In your 40′s. Was it easy? Was it planned? Was there scientific intervention? Or am I just really off on her age?
*sigh*
I’ll take it as a good omen.
So off to my faaaaavorite nail spa. It’s big. It’s relaxing. It’s one of the things I really miss about being a city dweller.
With a sizable disposable income.
They guide me into through the sprawling expanse of comfy chairs, every other one full because it’s a weekday, and park me next to a hugely pregnant woman.
Not a chair away.
Right. Next. Too.
Oh. Holy. Hell.
Are you relaxed now?
No! Because all I can think about is…
You know. You’ve read all about it. I should shut up and be happy with Monkey.
Who sleeps in his own bed yo!!
I am going to, you know, take this one as a good omen as well.
Or? Perhaps Destiny is just fucking with me.
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Posted from my iPhone. I have my hair apt next. Will rant more if need be. Stay tuned.
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And as a side note, if you bring your husband, boyfriend, fuckbuddy, roommate or male of any sort to the nail spa? Make him mother f*cking shut his yap hole! Srsly.
Don wanna listen to you plan your dinner from across the spa!














And to you all: Boy in the spa. They need to be gay. The gay boys can: * Keep their voices down. * Their feet don't look nasty * They don't stare at your tits. * They can give great color advice. And finally. Spa day was awesome... right up until the getting back to my car after my mani/pedi and finding out it had been side swiped. That was not so spa like. At least they left a note and their insurance is supposedly taking care of it.
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