Everything Mistress Knows, She Learned From Her Toddler Read more: Everything Mistress Knows, She Learned From Her Toddler
This morning when I was sitting on the toilet trying to poo and Monkey was slapping and biting my thigh, I realized once again that I, who was once a Globe Trotting Top, am now, a caged bottom.
For example, I like to give my clients simple assignments, then do outlandish or mean things to distract them.
When I’m doing overnight scenes with a submissive, I wake them randomly, giving them commands and expecting them to be able to comply no matter how deep a sleep they might have been moments before.
Sound familiar?
When we are sitting around the dungeon, I throw things for them to fetch. (meal time with a toddler anyone?)
I occasionally yell and smack them around for not reading my mind, or not doing what I ask fast enough.
When we go out to eat, I take food off their plate if I want. Or shove my food, half chewed, into their mouth.
Sometimes, for shits and giggles, I act outrageously and draw attention to them when they don’t want it. This is generally when we are out at, say, Victoria’s Secret and they are wearing a bra under their cloths, but still, very similar MO.
I go through their things to take away their sense of personal space.
Hmmm….. I’m obviously going ot have to follow this little genius around closely today to see what else he can teach me.
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